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I bet we've been together for a million
years.

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And I bet we'll be together for a
million more.

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Oh, it's like I started breathing on the
night we kissed.

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And I can't remember what I ever did
before.

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What would we do, baby, without us?

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What would we do?

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We can't love each other through.

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What would we do, baby, without a sha
-la -la -la?

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Chips, isn't there anything more
interesting on a test pattern, maybe?

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It happens to be a quality show, Alex.

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Eric's really cute.

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Hey, Matt, can I give a...

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I hate baseball.

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It's noisy, it's crowded, and everybody
wears those tacky double nets.

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Oh, Jennifer, you should know better
than to practice baseball in the house.

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Sorry, Dad.

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Mallory, turn off the TV. Alex, help me
clean up here. Your Uncle Ned's going to

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be here any minute.

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Maybe he'll practice with me. Knowing
Uncle Ned, I'm sure he will, but I'm

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counting on you to keep him under
control this time.

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Don't you like it when Uncle Ned comes?

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I love it, but I just wish one time when
your brother comes to town he'd give us

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more than two hours' notice.

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Uncle Ned may be impulsive, but you've
got to remember one thing.

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He's the junior vice president of the
Sintram Corporation, which happens to be

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the 12th largest multinational
corporation in the world. In the fast

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world of big business, decisions have to
be made like that.

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There's no time to think.

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We'll get right in someday, huh?

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for each and every one of you, starting
with Jennifer.

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It's a little New York City skyline
inside a dome.

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Shake it up, snows can suck.

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Careful with that, it's one of a kind.

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I also have one for each of the rest of
you. Oh!

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Oh, it's Mallory! Oh, Stephen!

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Oh, Stephen, I'm sorry.

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of work inside of one of those
buildings?

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Should be a perfect fit.

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I'll get it.

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Hello?

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Hi, Mom! Yeah, I'm fine. Have I got a
surprise for you. You will never guess.

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just came for a visit.

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Uh, who is it? Uh, the gas man.

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He just came to read the meter.

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Well, he prefers reading at night. He
sleeps better.

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reads first.

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Can I call you back later, Mom?

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Good. Okay, thanks. Bye.

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Why did you do that?

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No reason.

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Look, Elise, I'm on vacation.

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I just want to relax. If it's all the
same, I'd like to take a couple of days,

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get settled before I talk to Mom and
Dad.

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Parents can be tough to deal with
sometimes.

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Hey, I know what you mean.

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Oh, Ned, it's great that you could get
this time off.

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considering that you took a vacation a
couple of months ago.

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Uh, yeah!

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Yeah, yeah. Well, um, this isn't a
vacation per se.

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It's more of a leave of absence. I was
feeling a little burned out. I needed

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some time off, you know.

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You're not sick now, are you?

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No, no, no, no, no. Nothing like that.
Just a little tired.

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I was hoping I could stay here for a
while, if it's okay.

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Oh, that'd be terrific. Sure, make
yourself at home. We won't bother you.

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can even go take a nap if you want. Oh.

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Great. Hey!

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What do you say we blow this couch out
of here and play a couple of innings,

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guys?

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You don't know how I appreciate a home
-cooked meal, Elise.

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I don't cook much in my apartment
anymore.

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Not since the fire.

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Listen to me, how you live in that
apartment.

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It was such a mess last time we visited.
Come on, Elise. You just caught me at a

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bad time.

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I didn't have time to tidy up before you
arrived.

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It looked like strip mining had been
going on.

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No, no strip mining. The geological
surveys we did were inconclusive.

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Don't make fun of me, Ned. I work...
about you. I know.

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So cute.

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You're such a big sister.

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Hello, Ned.

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How's work?

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What's going on at Cintram?

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Come on, Dad. I showed you that
clipping.

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They've moved up seven notches on the
Fortune 500. You've got a copy of the

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Fortune 500 in your wallet?

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I wish. I only have the top 25 in my
wallet. I can't see that. I'm completely

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listening to my pillow.

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I also have, uh...

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The clipping from two years ago when you
were promoted to junior vice president.

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And your speech before the World Bank.

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And your award for best young executive
of 1981.

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You got any pictures of me in a
swimsuit?

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Come on, Uncle Ned. There's no need for
false modesty. We all know you're a

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genius. You're a command of computer
technology. You're business acumen. Your

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math abilities are well documented.

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That's right. You're looking at a man
who's memorized every number between one

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and a hundred.

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Oh, yeah? What comes after 63?

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Oh, come on, Jennifer. Not when
everybody's watching.

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Hello?

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Allied International Airlines?

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No, I'm sorry. You must have the wrong
number. There's no one named Stanislaw

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Demkowski here.

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This is Stanislaw.

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No, no, I do not know when I will be
leaving it. Can I keep my return ticket

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open?

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Oh, thank you, thank you.

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Bye -bye.

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Since I'm up, anybody need anything from
the fridge? Some butter, some baking

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soda, some chopped chives?

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Yeah, that calls for someone named
Stanislaw.

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Yeah, that struck me as strange also.

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Hey, Ed. Oh, well, there's a very simple
explanation.

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I booked my airline ticket through the
company's computers, and I used an

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assumed name so that they wouldn't know
I was here. Otherwise, they'd be calling

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every five minutes. There would have
been a problem at work.

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May I use your phone for a second? Quick
business call?

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Certainly, Stanislaw. After all, you are
a guest in our country.

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The Falcon has landed.

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The fat man walks alone.

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I repeat, the falcon has landed.

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The fat man walks alone.

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So you're sure about those chopped
chives?

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Good morning.

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Good morning, Uncle Matt. You sleep
well? Like a baby.

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Didn't you hear me crying?

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What you working on?

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Algebra. Huh, what's the problem?

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Algebra.

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Need some help?

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Well, I did this problem with that
formula you showed me last night, and I

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equals 7, but the book says x equals 9.

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Compromise. Make x equal 8.

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Okay, now, I want all the dirt. Tell me
everything.

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The inner workings of the corporate
world.

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Bold, daring decisions made in the face
of an ever -changing and uncertain world

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economy.

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Survival of the fittest elevated to the
highest levels of corporate technology.

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Come on, Uncle Ned, tell me, is that
what it's like?

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Kind of.

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God, I love getting the inside story.

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Don't encourage him, Uncle Ned.

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Uncle Ned, what is really the most
exciting part of it all?

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I have two secretaries.

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You've just destroyed all his fantasies.

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Hopefully I've created a new one.

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Okay, kids, get a move on. Your
carpool's going to be here any minute.

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Uncle Ned, can you give me a few
pointers?

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We had a big game after school today.

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I've been in a batting slump lately.

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Well, that's because you swing at too
many bad pitches, Jennifer, and I told

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that last time I was here. All right,
come on, come on.

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Go outside and I'll toss you a couple.

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Uh -oh, a car sealer. That's okay,
that's okay. We can get in a couple of

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on the way to the car. Hey, Alex,
Malibu, take some slides. Okay.

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I didn't even know what I was going to
say.

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You were going to say that Ned is
childish and irresponsible.

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I wasn't going to say that.

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That's a given.

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What I was going to say is, uh... I
think something's going on that Ned's

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telling us.

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He's been so evasive about why he's in
town now. I know what you mean, but

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that's Ned.

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He told us last night he's feeling burnt
out and he just wants to take a leave

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of absence.

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Well, then what's all this stuff, uh...

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The fat man has landed.

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Actually, it was the falcon that landed.
The fat man walked alone.

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I didn't get a break, Mrs. Anderson.
She's got a big game today. Well, it's a

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couple of minutes.

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That woman should not be driving a
carpool. It's far too irritable.

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I'll get that.

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Just a minute. I'll see.

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Elise, do you have any friends named
Bernice?

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Uh, Bernice Wilkins.

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Bernice, what's your last name?

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Okay, she's got that right. How tall is
she?

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This is about... Ned!

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Bernice! Hi.

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Who answered the phone?

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The gas man.

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Can I call you back?

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Thanks.

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Don't ever call here again.

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I just don't want the people from work
to know I'm here.

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Why not?

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Because I've been having some problems
at work lately.

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Some big problems.

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Well, truth of the matter is, I quit.

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Or if you want to get all technical
about it, I was fired.

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Oh, Ned.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah, well, the thing is, I didn't leave
on exactly the best of terms with the

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company brass.

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There may be some things they might want
to say to me that I don't really want

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to hear, and some things they might want
to do to me that I don't want to have

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done.

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What are you saying? Are you in some
physical danger?

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Only if they catch me.

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I don't understand. Why are they after
you?

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Well, I had a little disagreement with
the president of the company. All of

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is over a little disagreement?

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Well, at first it was a little
disagreement.

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Then I poured a cup of coffee on his
head.

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On your boss?

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He said he wanted a second cup.

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Uh, look, um, why don't I just explain
this from the very beginning?

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About two years ago, the Syntram
Corporation bought a small company

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Hemsdale Machine Parts. And as it turns
out, Syntram bought that company for

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only one reason.

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To make money.

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To lose money.

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Uh -huh. I was never very good in
business.

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You see, once the merger went through,
Cintram could claim that Hemsdale was an

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unprofitable business and shut it down.
And they would use the loss as a huge

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tax write -off. And the whole
transaction would actually make millions

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dollars for the company. And I was the
man in charge of making all that happen.

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That was your big promotion, right? I
remember that.

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Yeah, Alex took the day off from school.

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Yeah, well, a couple of months ago, I
visited Hemsdale for the first time.

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and saw the people we were about to put
out of work. All 1 ,800 of them. And it

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just really got to me.

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But you must have known that they
existed before that.

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Until then, they were just numbers on a
computer printout, Steve. But when I saw

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them, they were real people.

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They had overalls and lunch buckets and
hats, umbrellas.

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The forecast called for rain.

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What happened?

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A light shower. Sun came out about a
year ago.

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What did you do?

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Oh, well, I went to the president of our
company and I explained how I felt.

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I suggested that he call the merger off
and keep Hemsdale open.

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And he said to me, Ned, let's keep this
in perspective.

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Those 1 ,800 people have their financial
concerns and we have ours.

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Moments later, the man had coffee in his
hair.

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Pouring coffee on his head was pretty
dumb, but do you really think they'll

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someone after you?

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Big business can be dangerous.

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I've heard of people who've disappeared
after mixing up a lunch order.

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Must be very difficult for you. I mean,
after all you've worked for for the past

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ten years.

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I guess I had no other choice.

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But, um, what was all this business
about the falcon and the fat man?

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Oh, that was nothing.

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I was canceling a racquetball date I had
with Billy Wood Fett. We call him the

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fat man.

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I'm glad you told us, Ned.

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At least this will put an end to all
this cloak and dagger business.

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Of course.

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Pussycat, Pussycat, where have you been?

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Just tell him I've been to London to
visit... No, forget it.

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Oh, you're clear.

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What's the big deal? I mean, we had time
for one more inning.

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It was getting dark, Uncle Ned.

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So what? It was a tie game.

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I was getting tired.

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Hey, you play tired. That's part of
the...

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Good stuff.

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All the kids had to go home for dinner.

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What a jip.

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Hey, Sam.

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Hi there, Ned.

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Listen, uh, my dad told me the whole
thing.

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I think what you did was great.

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You do?

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Yeah. Yeah, you did what you had to do.

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Now they know you're not just another
yes man. You're a free thinker, a rebel.

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The president will probably come running
back to you and offer you a big raise

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and a promotion.

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Alex, I'm not going back to Thindran.

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You know, you're right.

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To hell with him.

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The other big multinationals will
probably be banging down your door

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soon. You can just take your pick,
right?

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No, I'm through with the business world.

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Finished. Never again.

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The ball game's over.

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You can't do that, Uncle Ned.

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You've got one of the best young
business minds since Henry Ford.

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Since Howard Hughes.

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Since... Since a lot of guys.

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You're part of the new breed.

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You're brash. You're sassy.

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You're now.

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Let's face it. You owe it to humanity to
make money.

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Alex, there's a lot of information about
this that has yet to surface.

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And when it does, you may not be that
thrilled with me.

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What do you mean?

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Alex, I'm about to tell you something
that I couldn't tell your parents.

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No, I'm not.

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Oh, hi, Ned. How did Jennifer's softball
game go?

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Well, it was a tie game, and Jennifer
wanted to come home because it was

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dark and she was getting hungry and
tired, and I really think you ought to

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a talk with that kid.

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up in the driveway.

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Yeah, it's got a U .S. government
license plate.

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Are you sure?

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Positive.

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Oh, son of a gun. Mallory, you're right.
Government plate.

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Ned, do you know anything about this?

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Me? No, nothing. Never seen the guy
before, but whoever he is is about to

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your front doorbell. Well, I gotta go
get some ice cream.

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Ned!

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Yes, is this the Keaton residence?

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Yes. Great!

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That would make you Stephen Keaton,
right?

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Uh, right.

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Whoa! Two out of two.

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Uh, what can I do for you? May I come
in?

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Yeah, my name's Bert Carlisle.

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I'm with your local office of the
Federal Bureau of Investigation.

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What's going on? Don't tell me, don't
tell me. You, you, you, you, you must be

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Elise, right?

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That's right.

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I'm pretty good at this, aren't I?

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You must be Alex and, uh, Mallory. Uh,
who's the little girl? Friend of the

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family?

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She's our daughter, Jennifer.

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Are you sure?

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I'm quite certain.

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Okay. First mistake.

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Heads will roll.

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Jennifer.

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Daughter.

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How do you know so much about us? Well,
I pulled your file from the computer

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this afternoon.

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Say, you know, you folks have been the
talk of the office all day long.

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Excuse me, Derek. Here we are.

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Stephen and Elise Keaton married May
1964, participated in no fewer than 15

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subversive political demonstrations
between 1966 and 1973.

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Arrested three times.

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See here, Mr. Carlisle, I don't know
what you want with us, but I do know my

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rights. According to the Privacy Act of
1974,

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I have the right to examine the FBI's
file on us.

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Okay, here.

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Can I have that back? before I go. It's
my only copy.

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Mr. Carl, will you please tell us why
you're here? Oh, right. Listen, I'm

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to bother you folks. We got a call from
the New York office this morning.

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Now, it seems they're looking for a Ned
Donnelly.

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He's my brother. Wait a minute, wait a
minute. He's your brother. That's good.

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Anyway, we're just making a routine
check of his relatives, see if they know

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where he is.

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Has Ned done something illegal?

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Ma 'am, the FBI doesn't go looking for
people unless they've done something

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illegal. It's a new policy.

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What did Uncle Ned do?

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Let's see. What did Uncle Ned do? What
did Uncle Ned do?

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Uncle Ned stole four and a half million
dollars.

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has filed charges against him for, and I
quote, embezzlement and tampering with

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corporate records and corporate funds
involving interstate transactions.

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Is that good or bad?

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It's bad, Jennifer.

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So, um, do you folks know where we might
find him?

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No,

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we don't.

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She's right. We haven't heard from him.

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Not in months.

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And we definitely didn't play baseball
together today.

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Carlisle, do you really believe my
brother stole that money? I mean, he's

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the type.

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I'll mention that to the guys in New
York.

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But to be honest with you, I think they
want to push ahead with the case anyway.

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Can I have my file back? I've got to go.

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Mr.

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Carlisle, it...

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It says here that we participated in
left -wing conspiracies to overthrow the

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government. We never did that.

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Don't take it so literally.

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Is that the bookkeeping thing?

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Let's just say, entirely for the sake of
argument, that we know where Ned is.

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We don't, of course.

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No. But let's say we do.

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I'm just curious what would happen to us
if we didn't tell you.

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Hypothetically speaking, of course.

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Interesting, I guess.

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Hypothetically speaking, that you would
be hypothetically arrested for harboring

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a known criminal and hypothetically be
sent to a very real jail.

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I see.

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Fascinating stuff, isn't it?

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have to go.

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If you hear from your brother, ma 'am,
please give me a call.

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Keep in mind, withholding information is
a federal offense.

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Have a nice night.

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Sit, Ubu, sit.

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Good dog.